i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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