oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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