its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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