all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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