some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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