mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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