You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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