you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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