Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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