He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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