Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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