who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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