am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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