This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She bit a glass in half.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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