apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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