i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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