Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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