The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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