Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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