I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wish my penis had an off switch
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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