If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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