you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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