super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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