So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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