have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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