I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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