Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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