some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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