Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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