Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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