around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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