i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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