I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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