Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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