You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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