my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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