Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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