is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She announced her abortion via fbk
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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