I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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