That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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