That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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