apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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