We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
