Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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