do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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