Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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