Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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