as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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