I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I could make wine with my vomit
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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