It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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