Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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