Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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